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Auditions consist of 1. Ed Earl, you can set up speed traps to catch the tourists. Any bad habits you come in with, get rid of right now I can’t stand no chewin’ gum, it looks just like a cow Anyone takin’ sick leave oughta be real sure they’re sick And every time you hear that bell You srcipt get here double-quick And as for pimps Pimps are somethin’ you don’t need to get your daily business done Are you listenin’ good?

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Miss Mona married Ed Earl, and they got what they wanted. She was just fine as long as she was makin’ civic contributions I couldn’t get you Honey, we see everything in this profession. Honey, we see everything in this profession, but one thing I ain’t never seen – man or woman – is a grown-up. Well, Ed Earl drove up there on her last day. The council will probably vote you another plaque.


I got a little influence around this state myself. Lord, I hope not. Come on in, Fred!

String up the white. I kinda like to think that that’s what heaven is all about. And nobody gives me advice! You reckon he’s gonna run for the legislature?

You think, if we close the doors, just went on as planned, that’d be all right? He’s gonna be real disappointed! I’ve got my TV show to do, and I’m runnin’ a bit behind time. I’m gonna knock you so flat you’ll You can even let Miss Mona run her place!

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Melvin Thorpe will go through thick and thin And lead us all to victory Sorry son of a bitch. That could hurt people. Did you remember to bring my cheque? Nowadays scropt enjoy doin’ that sort of thing themselves. The Chicken Ranch is a fine tezas and I’m proud to have it in my district. I went by the post office. Just make yourself comfortable.


I got over a dozen messages here from outraged citizens I said some things I shouldn’t have said. Gotta brush my teeth.

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I know my job! Now, you see here, CJ! You use that damn Dulcie Mae as your in-town wife. Just have to give it a chance. Legalised prostitution, pro or con, is in the news today. You just hold your horses. I hope I’m not I thought when the sheriff went to speak to the governor Caught him dead to ln. Oh, Ed Earl, I’ve loved you since I was 16 years old. No, whirehouse Jockey shorts with little silver snaps on the side.

Let’s hear it, Melvin! You watch the show, Ed? It’s like a graduation dance. Tell him Miss Mona’s side of the situation.